darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via green-brownies)

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

(via weirdenough)

  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via dolphingirlfriend)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via puns-n-buns)

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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(via justlovebecrazyhavefun)

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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(via h0w-does-it-feel)

"Cheating isn’t always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won’t seem em, you’re already there"

blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

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(via lung-destroyer)