takeitlikeagoodgirl:

triplash:

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

I have some news from the bdsm community son

I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID.

(Source: sexygyarados, via imactuallytrying)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(Source: lamapalooza, via dolphinkisskissfallinlove)