hopepunk:

steam isnt about PLAYING games, its about building your hoard of games larger and larger, like a dragon hoarding gold

(via towerofpimps)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

(Source: officialkrudd, via crystalized-x)

hydrogne:

my tongue is so cold let me put it in ur mouth

(Source: flewor, via dohoenut)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via eightails)

"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."

(via aliciarae)

(Source: visua-liz-e, via dramaticrebel)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via crystalized-x)

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

(via reaper-in-black)