lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

(via macabeth)

haruspis:

underthefear:

haruspis:

Remember everyone, Jul ‘Mdama’s Covenant is a non-Prophet organisation.

That is

the best pun

I have ever heard

omg

*maniacal laughter*

bl-ossomed:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via bitchindenial)

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

(via dontholdmeupn0w)

Norse Mythology

  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via ughandwea)

"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."

Stephen King, “Joyland” (via de-payse)

(Source: fuckyeah-unclesteve, via let-allgo)